Stranger Danger

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#1 written by Dense Dan
about 1 year ago

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OK. I guess the punchline is that “zzzzip” in the last frame from which we are to presume that this guy is zipping down his zipper and is about to get it on with the dog. He’s not interested in the kid but likes the dog. Is that it? Is that all it is? Is there something else I’m missing? Just curious.
- #2 written by Justin
  about 1 year ago
  
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  I thought it was stupid. But what do I know.
- #3 written by Dewboy
  about 1 year ago
  
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  you didn’t miss anything, you got the punch line just fine…
#4 written by zyestro
about 1 year ago

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Who’s to say that the human mind would take in what would happen is that the boy would be raped, but the child was willing to help look for the dog. The dog could have simply ran away and kids do love puppies, and the owner could have been a little bit upset. Just because he looks like a pedo doesn’t mean that he is. It’s a judgmental (yet funny) story line, but we are missing information i.e. What is he going to do after he leaves with the dog? Was the kid okay? The answers are, the kid looked happy and if you see the dog is frightened which means IF something were to happen, it would be the first time, but the dog wouldn’t know about it. If this was an ongoing ‘exercise’ the dog would be dead.

Just shows that there are always judgements in life!
Thank you! -Zyestro Avonly
- #5 written by Pieman
  about 1 year ago
  
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  Only someone who misses the fact that it is taking the piss at judgmental people would find this comic judgmental.
  - #6 written by zyestro
    about 1 year ago
    
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    it is funny dont get me wrong. but a bestiality joke is just… we’ll leave it there
#7 written by I loved gr.8 Jim Wei!
about 1 year ago

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no idea what it was about.
#8 written by Stormofthefirefly
about 1 year ago

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Haha, I think the only thing better about this strip is the people who don’t get it. Epic.
- #9 written by Smart Alec
  about 1 year ago
  
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  @Stormofthefirefly
  Instead of being such a smart assed fuckstick, why not explain it?
  Is it the fact that he’s ready to get a blow job from the dog… the dog up on his haunches with his tongue out while the guy is unzipping, presumably, his fly? If that’s it, then it’s pretty fucking stupid to begin with. Or the fact that the guy didn’t try to put the touch on the kid? Or he DID put the touch on the kid and the kid didn’t give a fucking shit? And now it’s the dog’s turn? Anyway you look at it, this is a fucking idiotic comic unless someone can convince me otherwise.
  - #10 written by Thomas
    about 1 year ago
    
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    Jokes can’t be explained. You get it or you don’t.
    And I find this one quite funny. Too bad for you
    
    Seriously, the meaning of this comic is so obvious to me I wouldn’t even know how to explain it…
    - #11 written by Thomas
      about 1 year ago
      
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      OK, I’ll try to do it anyway…
      The guy who looks like an old pervert asks the kid to get in the car to “look for his puppy” : that certainly sounds like a trick to get a chance of molesting the kid. (I think you can imagine what opportunities “looking for the puppy” in a confined place like a car would offer to a child molester, right ? not to mention the perverted meaning you could give to “puppy”.
      Now, next strip, you can see the kid safely get out of the car. So, obviously, the guy wasn’t the child molester you would have guessed ; is he a nice guy then ?
      Not really, because at the end of the comic, you understand that he was indeed looking for his puppy (so it was no lame excuse, if you still had a doubt), but just to molest the dog… (not the kid, the dog… got it ?) You certainly wouldn’t have expected such a situation in the first place, would you ?
      
      Explaining a joke sure makes it sound boring, but at least you got a hint now why this comic is funny.
      (I hope so, otherwise you are a f** robot, and I won’t come so far as referring to the incongruity theory of philosopher Bergson to explain this joke, sorry)
      - #12 written by iovannes
        about 1 year ago
        
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        To explain a joke is to deconstruct it. My mother always took a perverse pleasure in asking jokers to explain themselves. She was quite good at it!
      - #13 written by Ralph Roy
        about 1 year ago
        
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        No, you got this all fucked up! I have the correct explanation below. See that. I don’t want to be posting it all over the thread.
  - #14 written by zyestro
    about 1 year ago
    
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    omg leave him alone he was just joking. were friends. we just fuck around a lot. he didnt mean it intentionally. man… guys settle
- #15 written by zyestro
  about 1 year ago
  
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  loser<3
- #16 written by zyestro
  about 1 year ago
  
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  I just want to clarify that I do know what it means. I graduated from school 2 years early and was 15 short from a perfect SAT. I am not dumb, I can clearly see the irony in this joke but didn’t think it was that funny with a guy and a dog. Therefor, I tried thinking of a logical way to put it as to where it wouldn’t be sexual.
#17 written by Audaciter
about 1 year ago

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I’m with Stormofthefirefly. The reactions to this simple comic are the best part.
- #18 written by Stormofthefirefly
  about 1 year ago
  
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  Haha, yep
  - #19 written by Sandman
    about 1 year ago
    
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    You are agreeing with people who are saying they agree with you? Wow! You get the asshole of the month award.
    yep yourself! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    - #20 written by aawo
      about 1 year ago
      
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      You shouldn’t be calling people “asshole” for that reason alone… if you do that too often, people might be tempted to stoop to your level and start calling you names.
      
      That would totally destroy the great atmosphere in this comment section, don’t you think?
- #21 written by 17o0o
  about 1 year ago
  
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  :)
#22 written by [email protected]
about 1 year ago

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Haha, I am with stormfly too. Just so people don’t blow their brains over breakfast, I will explain. In the 1st and 2nd slide you hear and see a “creepy guy” talking to a little boy and asking him to help him find his puppy. The reader of the comic will usually jump to a quick conclusion. In slide 4 you see that the man was indeed asking for help, and the boy was happy to have helped. Slide 5 and 6 you see the “creepy guy” talk to the dog and insinuates unfinished business. Conclusion: most likely the dog ran away when the old man made his advances.
- #23 written by Ralph Roy
  about 1 year ago
  
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  No! No! No!
  The dog jumped out of the car to chase a cat he wanted to fuck. A dog would never run away when an old man makes an advance since they like to lick guy’s balls and dicks. Then the dog got lost and it was the boy’s cat that the dog fucked so he knew where to find him for the old guy. That’s the punch line here. You guys just don’t get it because you are all so dense. Sheeeesh!
  - #24 written by Thomas
    about 1 year ago
    
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    Wow, man , you’re totally right. Thanks for opening my eyes. By the way, this cat is such a bitch…
    What do you prefer ? being a cat or a dog ? Dog seems fine to me lol
    Ok, I’ll just admit it, I’m totally wasted tonight… And that’s fine by me !!!!
#25 written by John
about 1 year ago

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Explaning a joke! What a joke!
#26 written by AidanWilde
about 1 year ago

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I haven’t seen this much drama on the blog since Chris Crocker cut his hair and went butch!

Kudos Josh!
- #27 written by Pieman
  about 1 year ago
  
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  You don’t read the political posts very often then, do you? :P
#28 written by n00blet
about 1 year ago

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Tough crowd
#29 written by Dancingking
about 1 year ago

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Funny but sick…
#30 written by daveboy
about 1 year ago

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I had a good laugh this morning at this cute little cartoon joke.. but now reading all the coments, I’m laughing even harder.

Some of you guys here really crack me up at times with your remarks …
#31 written by GayGiles
about 1 year ago

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What the fuck guys? Calm down. It’s a joke, a bad one at that, but still a joke.. stop crying about it and move on.
#32 written by bibob
about 1 year ago

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eagleheart the show from adult swim did a joke like this in the first or second episode of the first season it was very funny
#33 written by D. D. Dubinsky
about 1 year ago

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Uh… I wonder if you guys have heard the one about the dude who was walking down the street and saw this really beautiful kid on the other side of the road who was walking in the opposite direction. Betcha can’t guess why the guy crossed the road? Betcha can’t!
Haha, Yep

Uh… I forgot to mention this was in front of a Mickey D’s and a half block from KFC and there was a candy store next to the KFC. Ya get it now? Haha, Yep
#34 written by forbin
about 1 year ago

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My broken kitty carrier has a zipper….. ^_^
#35 written by Drew
about 1 year ago

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Funny but a little bit distressing, as all dark humour should be :)
#36 written by JB
about 1 year ago

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Basically I lawled… on the inside… the outside merely showed a smirk…

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