The Stav Surprise

“… when my breeder colleagues talk about finding out they lusted after a guy.”

Quite some time ago, I did some contract work in Asia. And, as most of you know, when you have to be silent around boisterous heterosexual co-workers, you tend to hear one too many stories from some (or the same one because he likes to talk) regaling their “numerous” sexual exploits. And, also being in a country of Asia very well known for their very cute males dressed as females, their “exploits” tended to get quite roudy at times (just for the sake of their story?).

On more than one occasion, this very similar type of story was quite popular to share from some “drunk hetero”:

He’s in a popular ‘hetero’ club with many dancing ‘girls’ that have a number tag on them for ‘rental.’ He chooses one, takes ‘her’ to his hotel room or company apartment and proceeds to get personal with ‘her.’ Of course, every time, the ‘girl’ prefers to have the lights out for ‘romantic reasons’. When things progress to “hot and heavy” with them and he manages to get his hand anywhere near enough the ‘girl’s’ bottom half, he “suddenly discovers” this ‘girl’ has a penis. [Never mind that he would have had an opportunity to know this before he left the club.]

Now, as he’s telling this, he’s just “intelligent enough” to suspect that by now, we’re eying him with looks that essentially say, “So, honestly, what did you do?” Since he anticipated this, he quickly raises his voice and tells all of us with a stern face that he proceeded to throw this “faggot” out of the bed and he “kicked ‘her’ ass” and then “threw ‘her’ out of the room”, and of course, didn’t pay for ‘her’.

After hearing this similar story a few times, it finally occurred to me that this ‘hetero’ was advertising to us that he was actually interested in “experimenting” with one of us or letting us know how to pick up a rent-boy covertly. The entire ploy of him “finding out about the penis” was his way of saying he really wanted it from the right guy. Of course, to keep this covert, he had to invent some silly violent act against the ‘girl’ to deflect any true interest he had from all of us.