Tummy Tuesday *15

When I was a wee boy, we used to play typewriter. You sat on a boys , ahem, crouch while his hands were placed behind the small of his back whilst lying down. So as I was straddling his croutch, I typed across his bare chest with our fingertips. This was usually timed and noted. The winner was the boy who lasted the longest without begging for mercy. This usually resulting in the boy being “Typewrited”, needing to pee. Sometimes it lead to more than pee. XD. I remember a few fair stiifies growing under me. But as I was under 12, it was all done in fun, quite innocently. Did anyone else do this game? or was it one of these strange Scottish games like kick the can, or high tig?

Stephen.

Also when we were really naughty, and wanted to get back at, say, an interfering old neighbour, we would play, “Smelly Welly”. This meant someone having a crap in a “pock”, (a small paper bag), putting it on a neighbours step, setting it alight, and chapping his door, or ringing his doorbell and running away. This resulted in him answering the door, and stepping on the bag to put out the flames, which resulting in him stepping on, well you can guess what? Bonus points if he ws wearing slippers. I was to much of a goodie two shoes to anything more than watch and run. Ah the joys of boyhood. I’m now 24 and wish I was 11 all over again.